I don’t know what it is about China (other than their blatant lust for abuse in all forms) but with their eagles getting raped and now monkeys turning on their trainer, it’s a bit of a problem.

Angry monkeys turn on their cruel trainer and beat him senseless with his own stick after he handed out a vicious beating to one of the trio during a performance riding mini bicycles in a market in Sizhou, China

Every time I’ve seen a monkey, hanging out, playing with itself I’ve thought, “Man, that monkey’s up to no good” so it’s nice to be justified for once. It’s kind of funny to be an impartial observer seeing this monkey gangland beatdown, but if you’re the trainer, you’re probably thinking that maybe you beat them with sticks too much. Or not enough. I’m not entirely sure what the proper amount of monkey beatings is.

Alls I’m saying is next time you watch Dunston Checks In (I’m presuming everyone watches it twice a week like I do), maybe you shouldn’t think he’s so adorable and instead see him as the coldblooded killer he is. Unless he’s wearing a sailor suit. Then he’s probably cool because, come on, he was in the armed forces, show some respect.

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