I’m no doctor but this child seems to, best case scenario, not be a huge fan of puppets. Or at worst, thinks that puppets will kill him and his family.

That’s a logical reaction, scratching at a friend’s hair and hitting yourself in the face with a stool. Based on the VHS quality of the video, this kid is probably older now and reacts like a disgruntled ape to things like not getting a handjob from his girlfriend or finding out that he’s wholly uninterested in receiving a handjob from his girlfriend and would prefer to get one from his best friend, Billy. You know, relatable issues.

Not that irrational fears of puppets aren’t relatable, I’ve been raped by a puppet once or twice, so what. You just move their strings and throw your voice to pretend they’re saying nice things and then move on with your life.