It seems like the rest of the world is opting to take an early vacation like me as there’s seemingky nothing too great and new going on. HOWEVER! There are some heroes out there recutting videos of UK chefs that I’ve never made of and making them hilariously perverse. Meet Nigella Lawson, hot chef of UK show Nigella Bites. And she likes dirty things.

I haven’t been so aroused by someone making a turkey since, well, the last time I saw someone making a turkey. What can I say? All that shoving things in various cavities and drizzling viscous liquids…it does it for me. Who are you to judge?