There once was a day when I’d have eaten a pile of pigeon crap to just be able to see Stephanie Seymour in the flesh (witness here – NSFW). That day has passed and thankfully I never had to do that. All that being said she can still bring some of that nasty funk wearing a bathing suit on the beach…

Not bad for a 40 year-old former supermodel, huh? Although it does look like she is using SPF 500 as pale as her skin is these days… damn, woman…