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Super Extra Special Christmas Caption Contest!

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UPDATE: This
contest
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contest

starting up
very soon so come on back!

The winner of Poolside Pong is MMayes with “Isn’t it about time Santa got to open up a (fun) bag or two?” MMayes, please email us your mailing info.

The winner of How Football Explains America is Oscar Ponce with “HO HO HO WANNA SEE MY STOCKING STUFFER?!”

Well done again folks!

NOTE — IF ANY PRIZE GOES UNCLAIMED FOR TWO WEEKS, WE WILL HOLD ANOTHER

CONTEST
TO DETERMINE A NEW WINNER.

Time for another Caption Contest from on 205th magazine for another great prize! Here’s what’s up for grabs…


1st Prize: Poolside Pong
($62 value)

Poolside Pong is the only inflatable beer pong table complete with all the traditional features of Beer Pong. It comes complete with a drawstring tote-bag, and is equipped with a multi-chamber nozzle, allowing you to inflate and deflate in 30 seconds or less. Ideal for when your on the go (or need to get rid of evidence when the RA knocks on your door). It was was the winner of the “Million Dollar Idea” on CNBC’s Big Idea with Donny Deutsch in September. This is a must have.

Even if you don’t win, on 205th readers can can log onto www.poolsidepong.com/maxim and receive a $10 discount on your purchase. They also do overnight shipping, if you need a late Christmas gift idea!

Besides, any product that is presented like you see below has to be great.

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2nd Place: How Football Explains America
(List price: $24.95)

How Football Explains America shows how at the heart of this country’s real pastime is an insatiable need for storytelling and mythmaking, how Johnny Unitas is like John Wayne and Joe Montana is like Luke Skywalker, how the game grew up when pioneers and cowboys set out to write America’s story across the West, and how football was a game that perfectly explained that march across the continent.

“Football explains America,” says NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, “because the game is about teamwork and camaraderie, competition and passion, strategy and energy, strength and emotion. You can look at football and see the heart of America.”

How Football Explains America takes you through a fascinating historical and cultural journey, using the intrigue, skullduggery, and drama of the 2007 NFL season–the quest for perfection and triumph of an underdog against all odds–to tell the story of a game and a nation that have been sewn together and explain how we live, work, and play.

This was an awesome read and would be great for any football lover.


Here’s your picture! Get to captioning!

on 205th Images
H/T: Eat Liver

Contest ends Sunday, December 28, 2008.

[Total value of prizes given away by on 205th in 2008 now $608.29]

  • oscar.ponce1@hotmail.com
    December 22, 2008
    #1

    HO HO HO WANNA SEE MY STOCKING STUFFER?!

  • Anonymous
    December 22, 2008
    #2

    Santa is starting to see why living in the north pole with Mrs. Clause isn’t all what it is cracked up to be.

  • MMayes
    December 22, 2008
    #3

    Isn’t it about time Santa got to open up a (fun) bag or two?

  • oscar.ponce1@hotmail.com
    December 23, 2008
    #4

    santa:”woahh oops, i got a rocket in my pocket, and it wasnt made by elves!”

  • oscar.ponce1@hotmail.com
    December 23, 2008
    #5

    maaaaaan id like to jingle those bells

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