Via Cowbirds in Love comes this someecards-esque comic about sex.

I think that waiting for marriage is a fairly ridiculous concept, but even more ridiculous is when a girl saves anal sex for marriage saying that that’s “one special thing only a husband can have.” It’s like, really? That’s what I get? All the other guys get to insert various appendages and produce into your vagina, but only I get the place where waste comes out of? Lovely. Really. I feel so special. You shouldn’t have.