As fans celebrate the 25th anniversary of A Christmas Story, Guyism went and picked out the 10 funniest lines from the movie. No surprise that “you’ll shoot your eye out” topped the charts.
10. Triple Dog Dare…
9. The F dash dash dash word…
8. How do the Piggies eat…
7. Son of a bitch…
6, Schwartz…
5. You no good, stinkin, %$#%…
4. Thanks a lot
3. Deranged Easter Bunny
2. Fa ra ra ra ra
1. You’ll shoot your eye out…
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December 2, 2008
#1
Good list. Has all of the required lines for sure. Here are a few obscure quotes that I always listen for.
“Good thing I have the compass in the stock”
“Don’t worry dad. As long as I got Ol’ Blue”.
“It. It… It waas… Soo.. poisoning”.
“Randy Eat! There are starving people in China” “Aww Geeeee”.
“Has anybody seen Flick?” “Flick? Flick who?”
“That’s all I’m going to say about, poor Flick”
“Yellow Eyes. So help me God, yellow eyes!”
“Daddy’s gonna kill Ralphie”.
Happy viewing!!
December 2, 2008
#2
My favorite was from the dad
“Not a finger!”
cracks me up every year
December 4, 2008
#3
Good Lines But How Can You Leave Out: ‘Fra-gi-le’ It must be Italian!