Sometimes you just need to applaud the people with a mind that functions a little differently. For example, you might see the Nickelodeon show LazyTown and see just a dull Norwegian show about some slut in training living with puppets and baking mediocre foods while singing. But some genius out there saw that and said, “No! I want more!”

There are very few times in which I won’t condone puppet bukkake. It’s just such a wonderful way to break up the monotony of cake baking. Really, jerking off on anything is a fine way to make things more exciting. For example, jerk off on your roommate’s door knob the next time he leaves the house but don’t tell him. He’ll be in for a real treat when he takes a whiff. But if he licks his fingers, then you’ll know you should probably be careful when sauntering around in a towel and bending over to pick up objects seductively.