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TITANS CORNERBACK FINNEGAN INVOKES HIS INNER B.A. BARACUS

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Cortland Finnegan, a Tennesee Titan cornerback is thrilled that he got into the Pro Bowl.

Just a small problem though. He doesn’t like to fly and he has no idea how else to get there.

Finnegan says he’s thinking of taking a tranquilizer or something to help him through the flight. He says he’s really scared and actually has thought of travelling to Hawaii on a cruise ship.

Come on, a tranquilizer? What is this, the A-Team? And don’t pretend like you don’t know what I’m talking about.

B.A. Baracus hated flying and yet they were able to get him on a plane 26 times.

Pretty incredible. Almost as incredible as nobody ever getting shot on that show.

So Cortland, a bit of advice.

If a family member offers you a hamburger right before you are supposed to take off for Hawaii, you can probably guess they drugged you…

Isn’t that right Mr. T?

  • tom atkins
    December 17, 2008
    #1

    hilarious.

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