Cortland Finnegan, a Tennesee Titan cornerback is thrilled that he got into the Pro Bowl.
Just a small problem though. He doesn’t like to fly and he has no idea how else to get there.
Finnegan says he’s thinking of taking a tranquilizer or something to help him through the flight. He says he’s really scared and actually has thought of travelling to Hawaii on a cruise ship.
Come on, a tranquilizer? What is this, the A-Team? And don’t pretend like you don’t know what I’m talking about.
B.A. Baracus hated flying and yet they were able to get him on a plane 26 times.
Pretty incredible. Almost as incredible as nobody ever getting shot on that show.
So Cortland, a bit of advice.
If a family member offers you a hamburger right before you are supposed to take off for Hawaii, you can probably guess they drugged you…
Isn’t that right Mr. T?











December 17, 2008
#1
hilarious.