Just when you thought women couldn’t get more deadly comes this piece of news from Uganda; a new trend is women rubbing chloroform on their ample bosoms to knock men out and steal all their belongings. Sexy and devious!
Uganda’s police warned male bar-goers to keep their noses clean after a probe found a gang of robbers had been using women with chloroform smeared on their chests to knock their victims unconscious.
“They apply this chemical to their chest. We have found victims in an unconscious state,” Criminal Investigations Directorate (CID) spokesman Fred Enanga told AFP.
“You find the person stripped totally naked and everything is taken from him,” he said. “And the victim doesn’t remember anything. He just remembers being in the act of romancing.”
Enanga, who explained that several types of heavy sedatives had been used, said he first came across the practice last year when an apprehended thief named Juliana Mukasa made a clean breast of the matter.
“She is a very dangerous lady,” the official said.
While it’s certainly true that Mufasa is dangerous (especially considering how she went from a noble cartoon lion to a life of breast-related crime), just about any woman is dangerous with or without chloroform. If she weren’t so lazy, she’d have just jerked him off or something to get rid of his load then, as he laid there paralyzed, just robbed him blind. Ooh or jerked him off with chloroform, that’d work too! Or maybe she could have put wax in her mouth and then sucked him off with a chloroform mint in her mouth. Really this just confirms what I already knew: I’d be the best sexy female criminal in the history of the world.
[See more of the breasts pictured above, belonging to Danielle Lloyd, here. Story source here]
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December 2, 2008
#1
Man they are slow catching on. Thai hookers in Nana Plaza, Bangkok, have been using knockout drops on their nipples for decades.
They use lip balm to stop the chemicals being absorbed by their skin.
December 11, 2008
#2
I’ll believe it when I try it.
December 11, 2008
#3
The quoted article makes no mention of Chloroform. It is quite possible they are using something else. From what I’ve heard and read, it can take quite a big dose of chloroform to knock out a person, and even such a dose could take a while to ingest and may even cause brain damage. Just saying…
December 11, 2008
#4
what? chloroform acts pretty much instantly when inhaled.
December 11, 2008
#5
Garrett, the quoted article mentions chloroform in the first paragraph. Reading is important.
December 12, 2008
#6
“she’d have just jerked him off or something to get rid of his load then”
crude, much?
I think that’s very interesting.
I may start doing that
shame I live in the UK isn’t it?
December 15, 2008
#7
December 20, 2008
#8
Nonsense.
Chloroform is very volatile and evaporates within seconds.
Furthermore, the extreme cold experienced due to evaporation is very unpleasant on the skin, and would feel like freezer burn on the nipples.
Having (accidently) inhaled large volumes of chloroform over the years (9 years as an organic chemist), i can confirm that this method of incapacitating men is not viable.
For those of you that want to believe it to be true and will argue the toss, think about this: when frogs are knocked out (then killed) for dissection, they are put in a small sealed glass jar with a substantial amount of chloroform, and they are not knocked out instantly. Therefore, if you consider a man, many times the aerobic capacity of a frog in a room (ventilated or otherwise), are they really going to pass out after a quick sniff of some boobs?
January 11, 2009
#9
I agree with Barry. Complete rubbish.
Chloroform is highly volatile and would last only seconds when heated to 37°C (nipple temperature) in the open air. It is also toxic by skin absorption and a proven carcinogen! So as well as simply not working, the girls would have to be out of their minds to even try it as they would certainly be risking a horrible death.
This is a case of Hollywood science stimulating someone’s imagination. In real life it just does not work like it does in the movies!
January 15, 2009
#10
Not to mention that if the men are able to inhale the chloroform, what’s to prevent the women from inhaling it, too? Her nose and mouth are just inches from her supposedly chloroform-lathered breasts.
As for why a woman would rather use chemicals (of some plausible variety) rather than jerking a many off: they want to rob you, not have sex with you. I’m sure if they could figure out how to have their cake and eat it, too, they would.
February 3, 2009
#11
Thanks for the heads up, for the next time i lick a womens breast,
April 14, 2009
#12
It’s probably a black thing.
October 6, 2009
#13
Apparently it does Chris. I should be more specific. The quotes within the article as opposed to the quoted article, makes no specific mention of chloroform. The police’s source of info, Mukasa, never stated that it was purely chloroform, which seems to be largely the discussion here.