Via The Pain Comics comes this nice little commentary on what life is like without the Internet. I like the part with the drawings.

It’s kind of sad but true that my life utterly loses meaning when I’m not connected to the Internet, either via a computer or my iPhone. It’s probably okay for like an hour or so before I’m like “OH GOD WHAT IS GOING ON ONLINE I CAN’T SEE MY EMAIL WHAT IF SOMEONE IS SAYING SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT OR ACTUALLY PROBABLY JUST MAKING A REALLY TRIVIAL POST ON MY WALL AHHH I CAN’T STAND IT”. And that doesn’t even touch on the fact that I’d be more likely to get off by watching elephants f than using my imagination. So yeah, needless to say, if the Internet were a person, I’d probably at least give it a handjob out of obligation. In preparation, I will jerk off my ethernet cord thusly.