I’ve come to realize that most animals are assholes. Here’s a beaver that’s no exception. Some nerve.

Now I have a question that’s probably retarded. Do beavers actually eat the wood? Or do they just like gnashing their teeth on it? I can’t imagine that digesting wood is going to be enjoyable in any respect. It’s like the time I sat on a chair and it hurt me for days. I should have realized the chair has the side with the legs up, but foresight was never a strength of mine.
In related news, beavers f’ing suck. You know what else could build a dam while looking ugly? Hairy Teamsters. But you don’t see them featured in cartoons. Discrimination.
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January 9, 2009
#1
Beavers chew wood to prevent teeth over-growing
January 9, 2009
#2
Well thank you Mary, I’m smarter now because of you. Thanks for saving me painful seconds of Googling that I’m far too lazy to do on my own.
January 9, 2009
#3
That’s not a beaver.
That’s a groundhog, notice the absence of beaver tail.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:American_Beaver.jpg
Different tail, same blatant disrespect.