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Beavers have no respect for anything

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I’ve come to realize that most animals are assholes. Here’s a beaver that’s no exception. Some nerve.

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Now I have a question that’s probably retarded. Do beavers actually eat the wood? Or do they just like gnashing their teeth on it? I can’t imagine that digesting wood is going to be enjoyable in any respect. It’s like the time I sat on a chair and it hurt me for days. I should have realized the chair has the side with the legs up, but foresight was never a strength of mine.

In related news, beavers f’ing suck. You know what else could build a dam while looking ugly? Hairy Teamsters. But you don’t see them featured in cartoons. Discrimination.

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  • Mary
    January 9, 2009
    #1

    Beavers chew wood to prevent teeth over-growing

  • Chris
    January 9, 2009
    #2

    Well thank you Mary, I’m smarter now because of you. Thanks for saving me painful seconds of Googling that I’m far too lazy to do on my own.

  • Denis le furet
    January 9, 2009
    #3

    That’s not a beaver.
    That’s a groundhog, notice the absence of beaver tail.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:American_Beaver.jpg

    Different tail, same blatant disrespect.

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