Blind guy on American Idol is blind

Last night’s American Idol had a blind guy trying out. And he did well. But that’s pretty “who gives a crap” so check out how funny it is when Ryan Seacrest tries to high five him at the end of the clip.

Blind people are awesome. They’re often pretty nice and you can also play games with them, like you say you’re going to help them across the street, but then you walk them halfway and direct them down the double yellow line. Then watch as they flail as they hopelessly try to avoid traffic. Or you can play this fun game where they’re the governor of your state and then admit to drug addictions and repeated adultery, which is hilarious because you just know he was probably snorting baking soda and having sex with mannequins.

Anyway how courageous this guy is blah blah.

Chris Spags Chris is a comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. He previously ran Blog of Hilarity and has contributed to numerous other prominent outlets. Known for his biting wit and nose for interesting items, there is no doubt that Chris smells better than any other writer that you can find.

More from Chris Spags       Follow Chris Spags on Twitter

Find Guyism Online

7 comments
  1. [...] Ryan Seacrest Highfives Blind American Idol Guy (VIDEO) [...]

  2. [...] Blind guy on American Idol is blind (Video) [...]

  3. [...] Blind guy on American Idol is blind [...]

  4. S says:

    If we’re talking about playing games with someone, how bout someone put a blindfold on you, walk you out on a diving board and push you off into a pool without water in it.
    They can not help the condition they are in, and I truly think they are remarkable people. They try harder then people like you!

  5. chasity says:

    You fucking idiot!!! Whoever wrote this is a mean heartless bitch!! And let me tell you something dumbass just because someone is blind, doesn’t mean they are mentally impaired!!! Just so you know a blind peron can cross the street perfectly fine without anyone’s help you idiot. And they have very good since of direction so if an idiot like you did try to walk them down the yellow lines, they would be able to very easily find their way back to the sidewalk, you know remembering which way they came from you fucking asshole idiot!!! Blindness doesn’t equal mental impairment!!! I have a 5 year old son who is blind and people like you make me sick!!! You bullying asshole!!! You not funny or clever in anyway and normally I wouldn’t even give someone the satisfaction of a response but I’m in a bad mood

  6. Chris says:

    Oh S and Chasity…you guys are just mad because a blind man is the only person who could possibly find you attractive.

  7. S says:

    I agree with Chasity! And trust me I’m sure others would find me attractive and though I don’t know Chasity probably her too. It appears you have no one, and are a lonely decrepied guy who has nothing better to do with your time then talk bad about someone who’s trying his best , unlike you who doesn’t have a life. I say he’s doing a great job with just his singing abilites. You need to shutup!!!!!!!!!!!

Join the Discussion


Guyism Latest