Damn dogs and their talent

Animals are freaking amazing sometimes. Check out this video of a Japanese TV show. My favorite part: The forced shock/horror on the host’s face when he sees the dog emerge on his bike.

This video is so awesome but it actually pains me in a lot of ways. Primarily because I’m 24 years old and can’t ride a bike, but this dalmation (WHO’S PROBABLY INBRED and, oh yeah, ALSO A FUCKING DOG) can do it. Meanwhile whenever I try to do dog stuff like lick my genitals, it rarely turns out well. Damn people on the train with your judgmental eyes.

Liz
January 21, 2009
#1

I, too, am incapable of riding a bike. This makes me feel like an inferior human, and apparently, an inferior dog….
Chris
January 21, 2009
#2

I’m embarrassed for the both of us, Liz. Let’s do ourselves a favor and kick the next dog we see right in the liver. That’ll show them.