Via Carcino.gen.nz comes this comic which amused me more than it should have.

That’s a pretty clever way to make some hard earned cash. I recently told my girlfriend that I was going to donate blood and sperm to get money to pay for my various endeavors but she wasn’t too pleased with the idea of me donating sperm. I don’t totally get why though because my sperm is plentiful and also valuable, not only for a lesbian couple who will inevitably end up inseminated with it, but because society can use my sperm to bring the quality up. Oh man, that’d be awesome to just have a bunch of people with my DNA running around across the continental US. If only I could get some sort of mindcontrolling serum into my testes first, I’d have an army of Chrislike supermen and women ready to overtake society or, more likely, feed me sandwiches and do my taxes. Either way, I’m pretty sure it’d be the most value I’ve ever gotten out of an orgasm outside of getting my prostate forcibly massaged during Confession.