Some creepy Indian guy at a call center (stunner that such things exist, who knew) has been harassing a British chick via texts. And they’re all hilariously quoted below!
When 24-year-old Jane gave her mobile phone number to the BT call center worker so she could be texted while her landline was set up, she presumably thought she was getting a good personal service.
However within minutes of handing her number over, the shocked 24-year-old found herself on the receiving end of a barrage of text-messages, peppered with kisses and telling her she had a ‘wonderful voice’.
After making the appointment she was puzzled when he rang back and asked where she worked and what she doing that day.
She said: ‘I told him I was unpacking due to the move but then realised there was something very odd and tried to get him off the line as quickly as possible.’
Two hours later he sent a disturbing text which read: ‘Hello, Hemant this side with whom you spoke two hours ago regarding ur BT order.
‘U must be thinking dat why I called u up second time without any reason of the call but to be honest I got attracted towards u and ur wonderful voice.
‘Can I be ur friend?’
However, throughout the day she received a further five messages from the call centre worker who it is understood had finished his shift.
One read: ‘As precious as u r to me, as precious only few can ever be, I know all frnds r hard to choose, But u r someone i Never Want To Lose.
‘Take care X X X.’
He also wrote: ‘Relationship is not a business where u give when u get.
‘It’s a beautiful feeling for someone, where u like to give even if u don’t get X X X.’
Jane added: ‘The messages were inappropriate and very creepy. I felt violated and became very worried.’
They ended up paying her 250 pounds for the inconvenience, which is probably a pretty sweet deal. The last time I got inappropriately propositioned by an Indian guy, all I got was the smell of curry on my skin and a whole lot of regret.
Honestly is there anything good that comes out of Indian call centers? They help no one, they have an awful understanding of the language and how to help you, and they only make you give up and continue to have the same problem. This just gets me so worked up that I’m going to punch the next Indian person I see in the face. He’ll probably be a nice guy but f him, that’s what he gets for being different.
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January 10, 2009
#1
I live in Canada. One night about 2 am the phone rings waking us up. It was a call from India and he wanted to know if our internet connection was OK. He had no idea about the difference in time and got rather snotty when we pointedly told him to get lost.
January 10, 2009
#2
You are absolutely rude and ignorant. “That’s what he gets for being different” – Really!? Wake up. It’s 2009. People like you make me sick.
January 11, 2009
#3
He’s gonna murder that broad!
January 12, 2009
#4
I usually like this website but your comments after this post turn an amusing story into a nasty piece of out-and-out racism. Even said in jest it is Not Funny.
Go hang out with Prince Harry
January 12, 2009
#5
Fun fact: I’m not actually going to punch an Indian person in the face for being different. It’s called exaggerated humor.
I would totally hang out with Prince Harry. Him in his Nazi costume, me with my Indian punching gloves, sounds like fun.
January 12, 2009
#6
Man people take stuff so seriously…the dude stalked a customer, its ok to take the shit out of him. and hes not American, which totally means hes a terrorist. So that leaves him pretty much open to make dun of. Like usual I laughed at the hilarious exaggerated discription of the story. Racism always makes me laugh. and i would do dirty dirty things to prince Harry.
January 20, 2009
#7
I am from India, and I understand your pain! Yes I do, since I had called a couple times to a call center in India and got really worked up because the guy on the other side just did not get the problem. But then i hung up on that guy and called again to get another guy who was profusely apologetic for the previous person, and actually fixed the problem I had.
The thing I dont like about you tho is that you talk a whole lot, but when you see an Indian person you say something like ‘oh well you guys are really trying ‘ or some stupid nice thing which ends up making them think they are doing ok.
I would rather have you punch some one which will give them an opportunity to wonder and correct themselves.
January 21, 2009
#8
Wow. that is creepy. Someone should make a movie like this.
February 19, 2009
#9
Who the fuck are u!! …… Sounds like u r a biological product of multiple egg donor from a retarded bitch… HE HE
….. go out of your sick desire for free service, aren’t u guys tired of begging for help without paying for it. For all of u callers here is the famous quote…. take a print and stick it at ur galz ass..
“I GET WAT I PAY FOR”…….. Now fuck off and do something useful else i will Kick U.