This weekend I’m planning on watching the UFC PPV tomorrow (I pick Georges St. Pierre over BJ Penn for the record) and the Super Bowl on Sunday (I pick the Cardinals because I like birds more than fat Pittsburgh whores). To balance out that rush of testosterone, here’s a video of cute kitty cats being freaking adorable. I’m a man of contrasts.

The best part of the video other than the Roomba bullying the cats around? That fat titted little boy being shoved to the side by the mother who’s like “HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY ADORABLE CAT VIDEO YOU!! YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN LEFT AS A DRIED SPOT ON MY STOMACH YOU LITTLE BASTARD!” That’s got to make him feel good all the time while his mom raises an animal kingdom and he’s stuck taking solace in Twinkies and jiggling his bologna bosoms. It’d be tragic if the kitties weren’t so cute. In fact, that should be kittens’ slogan: Kittens. So Cute You’ll Ignore Child Abuse.