I’m all for homeless creativity, but this gentleman’s ad seeking financial support in exchange for doing nothing just seems silly.

I think that homeless people need to think outside the box to get money to fuel their various endeavors including but not limited to eating, crapting on themselves what they just ate, and yelling obscenities at women with large breasts (in fact, we could all probably use a research grant in this field), but I also believe in truth in advertising. What this guy is in fact doing is a flagrant violation of services. You don’t have to pay him to avoid an ass kicking…due to his crippledness, you could probably spit on him or leave any sort of bodily waste and he’d just sit there and go “DAMN YOU SUCKA” (homeless people say “sucka”. It’s a fact. Don’t question it) while you tap danced your way away from him.

So there we go, it’s the first week of 2009 and I just completed my first resolution: Take no guff from the homeless. They’ve coasted their way to success far too often!

[Editor's note: Yes, we're back on a regular posting schedule and, yes, this is what I opted to make my first post of the year. It was also my resolution to continue half-assing things as much as possible.]