Max Hardcore, known for his tastefully done porn films which include simulated rape, choking BJs and countless other activities which give odd gentlemen erections, is going to jail. But first, he wants to attend the Adult Entertainment Expo.

Oh SFW porn, you’re awesome

Pornographer Paul F. Little, also known as Max Hardcore, has one last request before he ships off to prison this month after a jury convicted him of obscenity charges: He’d really like to attend the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas.

His attorneys say he needs to complete business deals at the expo to pay the $75,000 fine that Senior U.S. District Judge Susan Bucklew levied on his company, Max World Entertainment. Little is going away for 3 years and 10 months.

I’m not a huge fan of censoring stuff that falls under the first amendment (if a man wants to watch another man make a woman vomit on his cock, well, isn’t that exactly what our forefathers had in mind?) but it seems kind of silly to tell a judge that. Like, “Hey, you know that porn you hate? Well, we want to sell some more so we can pay you!” And if the judge says yes, what a fed up bit of business that is, meaning it’s totally okay to do the porn thing so long as the government is getting paid.

Porn can kind of f you up though. I’m not ashamed to admit I’ve watched a lot in my lifetime, but it really distorts your reality. Every time I try to blow the pizza man in exchange for the pizza, I just end up getting awkward stares, a bad taste in my mouth, and still having to pay for my pizza. It’s not right, I tells ya.

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