Via SMBC comes this bit of humor about how to turn a negative (in this case, problems in the boudoir) into a positive. It’s uplifting!

Sometimes I think it would just be awesome to wear a superhero costume throughout the course of my usual day, like buying groceries or at work and then, when people ask me about it, just say something derisive to the effect of, “I’m a superhero. I save lives” then casually walk away. Most people would probably think I’m crazy, but I bet that one chick that actually buys it would totally sleep with me. Awesome.