A jogger known for running through affluent neighborhoods in the news was arrested. His explanation to police left something to be desired.
Serial flasher Gabriel Romanos, 42, of St Albans, exposed himself as he ran through the streets of Doncaster, Hawthorn, Canterbury and Balwyn on May 14 last year.
He shed his beanie and jacket during his streak and was only wearing his shoes when he ran through Balwyn.
Witnesses, including a four-year-old child, saw Romanos sprint past, according to tendered court documents.
At one point, one witness saw him perform an indecent act.
He pleaded guilty to willful and obscene exposure but could not provide police a reason for his actions.
“I have none. It just happens,” he told police.
[via]


Guyism Picks: Today's Best Links









Latest Posts on Guyism
Latest Comments
January 8, 2009
#1
Okay, so the guy strips down and runs naked all over the countryside, but the noteworthy item? “[O]ne witness saw him perform an indecent act. ”
Relative to what?