My campaign to get Paul Blart: Mall Cop an Academy Award begins now. As I mentioned in my last post, the Golden Globes were such a suckfest of people feeling WAYYYY too full of themselves and WAYYY too self-important that I think we need a grassroots effort to get a movie that looks as stupid as Paul Blart: Mall Cop some critical and box office acclaim.
My first move in this campaign is to show you that one of the hottest women in the world Sofia Vergara was at the premiere thus proving it’s awesomeness. Check. Mate.
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