Come one, come all!

You want a say in your Detroit Lions? Are you sick of them being 0-16? Are you ready for your voice to be heard?

Well, now is your chance.

The Detroit Lions marketing wizards in a lame attempt to try and sell those season ticket packages that everybody bailed on in the last couple of years are using a “Town Hall Meeting” to swoon the fans once again.

And Guyism was lucky to get its hand on a copy of the invitation

And you know what?

It’ll work. Lions fans are boobs. They’ll get suckered in like they got suckered in with new coach Jim Schwartz.

It’s a never-ending cycle.