Archive for February 2009
Paz Vega in lingerie is a good thingThe Show: Backfire
Halle Berry does not age
I Want: Paintball turret
More Gemma Merna please…
The Pre-Party: Friendly
Tila Tequila works the streets of Beverly Hills
Raquel Alessi is a name to remember
I Want: Tramontana R
Dubbing over the Shamwow commercial
The Show: Drool
Who the hell is Romina Becks?
Quote of the Day
A moment with Nell McAndrew
College douche whines about Ann Coulter, gets beat
Jennifer Aniston is so awesome
Interlude: Handled
This is what a hot babe sees…
The Pre-Party: Shut down
KFC employees continue to amaze with brilliance
Yet another hot Greek babe, Maria Louiza Vourou
A moment with Carlee Ranger
"Chick" is a sexist term
It would appear that Chris Brown has an IQ of 120
Aubrey O’Day shows her best feature
The After Party: Be quiet
Lena Dietz & Tessa Bergmeier are asstastic
I Want: Sylvania’s Ecolight
You should be watching: Important Things with Demetri Martin
The Show: Glittery
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH ADRIANA LIMA
Cassie’s shaved head
Another Hollyoaks babe, Jorgie Porter, in her skivvies
Quote of the Day
A moment with Stephanie Marshall
What a tragic death
Sabrina Rojas is a Latina smokeshow
Interlude: Idiot…
Apparently nunchaku’s can do anything
The Pre-Party: Big-Budget
Octuplets mom offered $1 million for porn role
Odette Yustman needs more attention
A moment with Bia and Branca Feres
HAMILTON AINT COMIN OFF THE BENCH NO MORE
Jesus is haunting you
When a puppy loves a bear
Evan Rachel Wood is tainted, in lingerie
The After Party: Take out
Gemma Merna & Jennifer Metcalfe are attention-getting
I Want: 160-inch VistaCurve projection HDTV
The Show: Sexier
Dentist gropes unconscious lady, says it's treatment
A Hooters calendar makes 2009 even better
A moment with Ashley Tisdale
Quote of the Day
Talking to women is hard :(
The Ukraine brings it again
Interlude: Uh, what?
A cat who answers the phone… seriously…
The Pre-Party: Not fair
This guy loves his boogers
CHEERLEADER CAPTION CONTEST
Maria Menounos did stuff in tight jeans
A moment with Alessandra Ambrosio
Accept an award with class
Maine gets a topless coffee shop
THE DWYANE WADE BAND-AID THING IS GETTING RIDICULOUS
Lindsay Lohan’s hair is getting in the way of her boobs
MANKOK DOESN’T LIKE BRADY QUINN
The After-Party: Very, very bad
I must know more about Oksi
I Want: Gina Carano’s autographed sports bra
The Show: Sobered up
Our prayers have been answered: Meet the Pizza Cone
Mischa Barton apparently still has fans; does FHM
Quote of the Day
A moment with Katie Marie Cork
Oh Japan, you perverts
Olivia Munn makes old school look sexy
Interlude: Wonderful…
Big ball + small kids = Excellent
The Pre-Party: Let free
Teens listening to sexually suggestive lyrics more likely to bone
PMOY Jayde Nicole mounts Brody Jenner on the beach
Blenders are your friends
A moment with Jesica Cirio & Claudia Ciardone
Megan Fox is trying to be good for women
Christina Milian sexes up King magazine
The After Party: Havoc
Holly Valance’s outtakes beat most photo shoots
MAMMARIES MONDAY
I Want: Terminator: Salvation cyborg fist
The Show: Bend over
Ashlan Gorse is entertaining
Oh COME ON
A moment with Christina Cindrich
Quote of the Day
This is what your dad pole-dancing would look like
Who the hell is Luisa Ranieri?
Interlude: Sure, why not…
Best part of Oscar week? Rourke or Stiller?
The Pre-Party: Skills
Scrabble's Word of the Day is educational
Doutzen Kroes got all kinds of topless for V-Man magazine
How to win at Monopoly
A moment with Jennifer Ellison
Mickey Rourke won an award
Lindsay Lohan’s cleavage is award-winning
WILL SMITH: BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE
BABES OF THE WEEK
JIM CALHOUN IS JUST A LITTLE ANGRY
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We still love Kate Beckinsale
The Show: Rough
Fearne Cotton is a Brit babe worth watching
I Want: Triumph Speed Triple carbon motorcycle
Rhona Mitra’s boobs hold her dress up
The Pre-Party: Gorgeous
Hot or Not? Katy Perry
Dorismar needs to be let back into the States pronto
I Want: Swordfish motorcycle
The Show: Damn cool
Narcolepsy looks fun
More Megan Fox? Coming right up!
Quote of the Day
A moment with Courtney Vaughn
WEAR SOME GOGGLES AMARE
NYU douchebags protest other NYU douchebags
Marisa Miller voted the Sexiest! Here’s 181 pictures in tribute!
Interlude: Returning
Amazing dance caught on the Celtics’ Jumbotron
The Pre-Party: Rockin’
Kim Kardashian demands you know she works out
Amanda Bynes knows how to launch things
DANICA’S TRAMP STAMP REMOVED BY SI?
A moment with Coco
Mario: War criminal
Ohhhh, Jesus.
GOOD MORNING FERGIE
Abigail Clancy did something, somewhere, looked hot
The After Party: Special
Julie Benz wet in the shower; sadly not naked
I Want: 103 inch touch screen table hockey
Cocaine was a hell of a toothache medicine
The Show: Down there
Emmanuelle Chriqui got dressed up
Quote of the Day
A moment with chicks in thongs
A mascot tearing its knee is still pretty funny
Fergie in a bikini is acceptable
Interlude: Hank Hill approves
One good reason to follow the MLS: Cheerleaders
The Pre-Party: Unrealistic
Study: Men think of women in bikinis as objects
Lori Loughlin, my favorite MILF, gives us a little sideboob
The Saddest Turtle is delusional
A moment with Corin Riggs
"President" replaces the N-word?
ALEXANDER OVECHKIN IS PRETTY GOOD
Hilary Duff’s new album (photos) looks good
The After Party: Details
The hot Greek babe train rolls on with Evagelia Aravani
Now this is what I call an office environment
I Want: Nike’s Quagmire kicks
The Show: A bit touchy
FORMER SPARTAN GREAT BRAD VAN PELT PASSES AWAY
Doutzen Kroes’ dress is magical
Quote of the Day
A moment with Rebecca Romijn
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH EVA MENDES
Aubrey O'Day is a big fan of fashion
Audrina Patridge is back in a bikini
Interlude: He’s back
Best toilet prank evar
The Pre-Party: Flexible
Dinosaurs fucking robots is educational
The Joker wasn't always evil
Who the hell is Jenni Falconer?
10 THINGS MORE BELIEVABLE THAN A-ROD’S STORY
A moment with Megan Fox
Uncle Sam is in a parody of The Wrestler
PISTONS LOSE 4TH STRAIGHT, JOE DUMARS TO BLAME?
Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio and friends
The After Party: Devoid
Maxim Brazil continues to amaze; meet Deborah Secco
I Want: Russian Roulette Beer Bong
This girl has an unfortunate last name
The Show: Engaged
Sophia Bush looks hot; gets accosted by an old man
Quote of the Day
A moment with Lindsay Lohan
German TV host grabs woman's boob, gets slapped
Nadine Velazquez knows how to wear a dress
Interlude: Jeopardy
PBS is so much better when they show gash
The Pre-Party: Mini
CHEERLEADER CAPTION CONTEST
This guy may be the King of naked men committing crimes
Hot or Not? Liv Tyler
When a man loves a woman
A moment with USC Song Girl Lindsey Grubbs
Lindsay Lohan is the woman of my dreams
SAM CASSELL IS STILL IN THE LEAGUE?
Amanda Righetti sexes up Complex magazine
The After Party: Out of whack
BREAKING! New Gina Carano photos for Maxim?
MAMMARIES MONDAY
Miranda Kerr makes Victoria’s Secret bikinis look good
The Show: Best ever
Megan Fox stopped for gas… POST!
SHAHAR PEER DENIED ACCESS TO DUBAI
A moment with Blake Lively
ESPN HEADLINE SAYS IT ALL
Who the hell is Daniela Sarahyba?
Interlude: Considered
UFC Punch-Out starring Georges St. Pierre
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH LUCIA DVORSKA
The Pre-Party: Just say no
I Want: The classic Super Soaker
Happy Presidents' Day!
Eliza Dushku is everywhere
A moment with Kim Cloutier
The hottest figure skater evar, Anna Semenovich, is back!
WHEN DID THE NBA TURN INTO A HALLMARK CARD?
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Breaking! Anna Kournikova played tennis!
Saturday Night Special: Sarah Mutch
Underrated: Brittany Daniel
The Show: Who cares?
Amanda Bynes is gonna get naked someday
Fuck Valentine’s Day
Halle Berry’s rack should win an award
The Pre-Party: Ideal
And Leighton Meester is moving up on the outside…
The After Party: Ready to battle
The hot Greek babe parade continues with Maro Lytra
The Show: Syrupy
UPDATED: Papa John’s heart-shaped pizza is a lie
Maria Kirilenko is my new favorite tennis hottie
A moment with Megumi Kagurazaka
Quote of the Day
To celebrate Friday the 13th, here's Jason punching a black guy's head off
Man, I love Carla Gugino
Interlude: Sued
Kill someone with the Ponginator!
The Pre-Party: Together at last
COLE ALDRICH HATES KSU
Cocaine cheaper than beer, world makes no sense
Miranda Kerr was born to do this
What is Pokemon
A moment with Jennifer Aniston
I Want: Real-life full-sized Space Marine Rhino APC
I would like to be friends with this car
Ana Beatriz Barros is good at selling lingerie
The After Party: Naked
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH JESSICA JANE CLEMENT
Pregnant woman or terrifying sea monster?
Minka Kelly is hot, dammit
The Show: Thigh high
Who the hell is Svetlana Simeonova?
Quote of the Day
A moment with Teresa Moore
Barbie is old
Daniela Hantuchová has a future in tennis or something
Breaking: Strippers support A-Rod
Miss BetUS February: Shana Prevette
Interlude: Fear
Rollerblading genius at it’s finest
MICHAEL PHELPS APOLOGIZES TO CHINESE FANS?
The Pre-Party: Cheat sheet
WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU ELMO
Lucy Pinder in lingerie for Valentine’s Day
I Want: The new Corvette Stingray
A moment with Charity Hodges
Crayon sex
MEXICO IS FULL OF SORE LOSERS
VIDEO-JOAQUIN PHOENIX ON LETTERMAN
Nicole Scherzinger still dominating outside the US
The Jessica Simpson says "Moo"
The After Party: Stuff
LATE NIGHT LINK DUMP
KRZYZEWSKIVILLE JUST GOT DANGEROUS
Holy crap, Katarina Van Derham is hot
Well hello Lily Allen's vagina, pleasure to meet you
The Show: Golden
Brooklyn Decker + Body paint = Giggity
Quote of the Day
A moment with Andrea Myrander
Eliza Dushku continues the hot
Kids smoke the darndest things
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH TASHIA McINTOSH
Interlude: Charged
Pulp Fiction as done by children
The Pre-Party: Not allowed
Middle schoolers face child porn charges for sexy texted pics
Carly Zucker is a WAG to watch
A moment with Bella
The Sad Man's Kama Sutra
CHEERLEADER CAPTION CONTEST
SCARFCAT!!
IF YOU’RE GAY, YOU PLAY
Emmanuelle Chriqui did something… POST!
OOPS! LIONS SCREW UP CALENDAR
The After Party: Not pretty
Jessica Alba is also sexy in Elle
Emanuelle Chriqui is damaging to women
The Show: Groovy
Madeline Zima is pasty, sexy
A moment with Liliana Lago
Quote of the Day
Danica Patrick is back in the swimsuit issue
Sony releases its new Piece of Shit That Doesn't Work
Interlude: Cheater
Natalie Portman: Uncensored
The Pre-Party: Never disappoints
Vader & Christian Bale and the dentist
Raven Symone just wants privacy
Camilla Belle, because I want her to be more famous
Bar Refaeli is your SI cover girl, here’s 59 pictures
Hitler goes to Sesame Street
A moment with Jessica Simpson
How to fight in any situation!
Luli Fernandez scores one for Argentina
on205th.com’s Sexiest Female on the Planet: 2009 (Semis)
I don’t know who Anna Taverner is, but I want to marry her
The Show: As expected
Holy epic obesity…collection of fatty food concoctions
WTF is Ice magazine and how do I subscribe?
A moment with Amanda Bynes
Quote of the Day
Adriana Lima also gets nasty for Elle
I want to run away to a tropical island with Katy Perry
Interlude: Did not make that up
More Greek goodness: Olga Farmaki
The Pre-Party: On fire
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH SI SWIMSUIT MODELS
Teacher makes 13 year-old cry, calls her a slut
Yes! More Rocío Guirao Díaz!
Rabbits are terrified of you
A moment with Maria Kirilenko
INDIANA’S DEVAN DUMES SUSPENDED INDEFINITELY
Alessandra Ambrosio gets nasty for Elle
UConn's men are in serious danger
Caption Contest! Win a Prize!!
From The Vault… (2.8.09)
on205th.com’s Sexiest Female on the Planet: 2009 (Semis)
Rocío Guirao Díaz is ridiculous hot
The Show: Phenomenon
Hilary Duff is cleavagey
Star Trek and The A-Team go hand-in-hand
And yet another hot Greek babe surfaces
The Pre-Party: Hilarious, sexy
Cindy Crawford’s still got it
Who the hell is Laura Ramsey?
The Show: One trick
Serbian game show hosts care about their contestants
Beyonce is Giant
A moment with Cool Baba
Quote of the Day
Jennifer Connelly’s still got it
Interlude: Rules
Stripper set on fire for some reason
Cold weather brings out the geniuses/idiots
The Pre-Party: Overcooked
Hilary Duff continues to exist
Another Greek Goddess, Patricia Millik-Peristeri
For a good time, call…
A moment with Shenae Grimes
Fat guys need to dress better
Jessica Alba’s dress is see-through
on205th.com’s Sexiest Female on the Planet: 2009 (Group 10)
People in wheelchairs are surly
Cameron Richardson is still as hot as ever
The Show: One of the hottest ever
Emmanuelle Chriqui looks good in anything
Quote of the Day
A moment with Joanna Krupa
Cookie Monster covers Jay Z
Uhhh… Hmm… Sandal sliding on the highway?
Scarlett Johansson isn’t blonde anymore?
Interlude: Ten bucks should do it
Segway justice done right
The Pre-Party: Sex-offender friendly
Cop punches teen girl in face four times
Who’s crazier? Christian Bale or Bill O’Reilly
Masha Novoselova sexes up Harper’s Bazaar UK
A trip to the zoo
A moment with Nadege Dabrowski
Asian woman fails driving test 771 times
ARE THE KNICKS CAPABLE OF PLAYING DEFENSE?
VIDEO-KID IS HIGH AFTER THE DENTIST
Doutzen Kroes sexes up Harper’s Bazaar
MORNING LINK DUMP WITH ELIZA DUSHKU
Escape artist sucks at escaping, drowns
Quote of the Day
This road sign sends the wrong message
Woman fakes cancer to get breast implants
Bike cops
VIDEO-BIFF FROM DAVID LETTERMAN AT THE SUPER BOWL
Martha Washington: Piece of ass?
Helping other humans today
on205th.com’s Sexiest Female on the Planet: 2009 (Group 9)
What can you get the mom who has everything?
Catrinel Menghia is slippery when wet
The Show: Not what you think
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH KANSAS CITY CHEERLEADERS
Please tell me that Jennifer Hawkins is not a Yankees fan
A moment with Vanessa Raia
UNC LOSERS TAKE RIVALRY TOO FAR
Quote of the Day
Lori Loughlin, because I love her
The dentist sure drugged this kid up nicely
Interlude: Response
Why soccer is both the best and worst sport in the world
The Pre-Party: Eye opener
Christian Bale is yelly
CHEERLEADER CAPTION CONTEST
THIS is why the Cardinals lost
Fat test
A moment with Amanda Bynes
Pakistani guy raped by three women until he bled
KWAME KILPATRICK IS GETTING A JOB?
Megan Fox knows what we’re thinking
Banks are great with money
MAMMARIES MONDAY
Jesica Cirio’s backside leaves me speechless
The Show: Crush
Dita Von Teese still confuses me
A moment with Lela Star
Quote of the Day
Lucy Lawless is still working, looking good
I should have known not to trust that hamster
Interlude: Slippery
We win! Olivia Munn leaps into a pie!
The Pre-Party: D-runk
Curious George hates kids
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH OLGA POLITI
ESPN had a nice Super Bowl party
Depression
A moment with Yukie Kawamura
Bruce Springsteen's balls have arrived
THERE’S NO HOPE WITH DOPE
The Celebrity Beach Bowl was held… again
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN GETS A LITTLE TOO CLOSE TO THE CAMERA
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SUNDAY MORNING DELIGHT WITH VALENE DREAM