A trip to the zoo

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A trip to the zoo

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Via Married to the Sea is this funny little comic that warms the heart and the groin.

I don’t personally know any otters so I can’t speak for them as a whole, but I sincerely doubt that this otter’s intentions are pure of heart. This otter will con you in with sweet nothings and thoughtful gifts only to, after a couple months, ignore you, spend more time watching otter porn than making love to you, and forgetting your birthday but acting like it’s not a big deal. At least if he’s anything like the seal I dated. Clapping can’t buy you love, Harvey. Clapping can’t buy you love.

Chris Spags Chris is a comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. He previously ran Blog of Hilarity and has contributed to numerous other prominent outlets. Known for his biting wit and nose for interesting items, there is no doubt that Chris smells better than any other writer that you can find.