From the LuxuryFashion.com Faces of Fashion event at NYC’s Fashion Week.

I’m in love with Aubrey O’Day, which is counterintuitive because I’ve now seen her naked. Usually after I’ve gotten to that point with a woman, I move on faster than Chris Brown after teaching his girlfriend a lesson, only with slightly less knuckle pain and without moonwalking my way down the street. But Aubrey O’Day is so generically hot and trashy and so proud of her whorishness (a Playboy “Miss March” necklace?) that it’s hard not to be fixated on her.

Also after seeing these photos, I thought it was pretty ironic that the event was called the Faces of Fashion because I literally had no clue she had a face. There could have been a talking mole or a Jason mask up there and I’d still be stuck thinking, “Heyyyyy nice boobs you got here” until like our third date (The Blowjob Date, as I like to call it).