I hate college liberals as much as I hate using condoms which, as you may know by the thousands of handsome profane children across the US, is quite a bit. So this kid protesting Ann Coulter at a speech of hers who got his ass handed to him totally had it coming.

I bet now there will be cries of “Ohhh no he didn’t deserve this, the security overstepped their boundaries…GET OFF OUR HEADS! GET OFF OUR HEADS! WE SHALL OVERCOME!” and whatever nonsense protesters will shout and chant. College kids just love “believing in things” and “trying to change the world”. That’s why when I was in college, I just made a lot of sorority girls drunk enough to vomit. At least that actually did something. And, when you drink a lot of colorful alcoholic beverages and vomit them all up, it’s pretty much a form of artwork.

The sex though…that was for Chris.