Sometimes you have to applaud the Internet for its creativity, even when it’s for a parody of a song that came out like half a decade ago. Check out Cookie Monster’s cover of Jay-Z’s “99 Problems” and chuckle.

Cookie Monster could be setting fires to Vietnamese children and raping them (in no particular order) and I’d link to it. In fact, he probably should do that…really aggressively reinvent himself. The “I love cookies” shtick doesn’t work for fat people so it theoretically shouldn’t work for a 5 foot tall blue shammy with googly eyes either.