It’s Friday and I’m sad because the recession means I’m never going to get that pony I’ve always wanted (sorry Princess Sprinkleberry, see you at the crossroads). So what better way to pull myself out of these doldrums than a guy overdubbing the Shamwow commercial to humorous effect.

I highly recommend spending an hour going through his other dubs (typically infomercial products by Billy Mays).

You may think it doesn’t take a lot of creativity to profanely dub over the voice of some asshole selling dumb shit but I say shut up, why do you always have to be so negative? Like when I tried to fly by flapping my arms really fast and then ended up falling off that ladder, you didn’t have to tell me about the physics behind gravity and then decline to take me to the hospital because the Knicks game was on. The Knicks weren’t even playing that night and if I hadn’t been bleeding from my skull, I’d have called you out on that. Dick.