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Holy epic obesity…collection of fatty food concoctions

More from Chris Spags

Much like most of the Internet, I have an unhealthy fixation with creatively fattening foods (see our early story of making a Luther Burger). Finally one heroic site has come to the table with a bunch of photos and descriptions of the worst/best fatty food concoctions ever.

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Deep Fried Coca-Cola (with powdered sugar)

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The Meat Ship (Made from bacon, sausages, pastry, franks and pork mince)

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Whatafarm Burger (A burger that includes chicken, egg, cheese and bacon. Two parts cow, two parts chicken and one part pig)

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Bacon Donut

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Bacon Shell Tacos (hmm I’m noticing a bacon theme here)

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Spaghetti Meatball On A Stick (Strands of cooked spaghetti worked into a meatball, dipped in dough, deep-fried, then topped with marinara sauce)

There’s a fload more from This Is Why You’re Fat. Definitely worth browsing.

I don’t know if I’m horrified or aroused. This is simultaneously what’s awesome about America and completely repulsive. Though I can’t imagine other cultures would see this and applaud our creative, independent spirit. In fact, if the Middle East gets wind of our bacon fad, they’ll probably start having protests with posters reading “DEATH TO BACON” with demonstrations of this guy getting decapitated.

Somewhere though, the Beggin’ Strips dog is just looking on and smiling.

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  • Laura
    February 9, 2009
    #1

    Good lord, I’m clinically obese but I’d never touch anything on that list. Everything just screams heart attack. Gag me.

  • Chris
    February 9, 2009
    #2

    The sad thing is that I’m in good physical condition and eat pretty clean but the fat person waiting to bust out of me absolutely would try at least a bite or two of all of these. I mean come on, you have to be at least a little curious right?

  • Mike
    February 10, 2009
    #3

    You should add the Bacon Explosion to this list. It’s two pounds of bacon, with two pounds of pork sausage. And it looks delicious.

    http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/

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