Oh Japan, you perverts

Japan is pretty big on stuff like schoolgirls getting raped by tentacle monsters so this is pretty tame by comparison, but man, this just is not right.

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I love schoolgirls as much as the next guy but I’m not entirely sure how a giant school girl with her exposed underage panties is okay in any society. Unless you have a society whose primary religion revolves around worshiping underaged girls’ underwear. In which case, wow, that is so progressive of you and probably slightly cooler than a carpenter or a smelly Middle Eastern guy with hummus and sand in his beard. But probably hard to explain to friends and family.

I guess the point is that even though this is undeniably creepy, at least it’s a step in the right direction compared to a lot of other of Japan’s “quirky” endeavors. Then again, they could probably have a show about a bear and his monkey friend going around and urinating on people’s sushi and you’d be like, “Wow, Japan’s really getting conservative.”

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Symo
February 24, 2009
#1

I’m actually surprised you missed the most perverted part of this, which is that there is a train going through this girls crotch… regularly. Just sayin’. Them crazy Japs… always flaunting little girl panties. Very strange.
Chris
February 24, 2009
#2

You know, I thought that was obvious that it was a train going through the tunnel/vagina thing, but you’re right, I have no clue why I didn’t actually reference that at all. I guess it’s just because it’s more innocent than if the girl were laying on her back and the train were penetrating her and coming out of her mouth.
But you’re right, it’s inexcusable for me to not point out child penetration whenever it’s available. I’m getting sloppy.
Brian
February 25, 2009
#3

Well, most likely photoshopped.
Casey
November 6, 2009
#4

I can believe this. It’s a monument to their national pastime; raping schoolgirls on trains and buses.