Waking up and finding yourself with three ladies pleasuring you sounds like a dream. Until you see your schlong is bleeding. Then maybe it’s a slightly less desirable dream.

Note: This is probably not one of the Pakistani women who committed the sexual assault, but dare to dream

Karachi police have registered a case against three unidentified women who allegedly kidnapped a man and raped him over four consecutive days and then threw him near Qayyumabad River in an unconscious state.

The case has been registered on a complaint by the victim, identified only as Khalil (23) – who recently arrived in Karachi from Rahimyar Khan and works as a waiter at a restaurant in Neelum Colony, Clifton. On the night of January 27, an identified man ordered Khalil to deliver food to women sitting in a car parked outside the restaurant where he works.

“After giving me the order, the man went towards the car. I took the order to the car where the women – two of whom were young and the third was middle-aged – told me that they had recently shifted to the area,” said Khalil.

He said the women asked him to deliver food to their house every day, and he agreed.

“They asked me to go along with them in the car … they said they wanted to show me where their house was.” Khalil said the women gave him a ‘glazed sweet’ and once they got to the house, “they gave me milk that had some drug mixed in it … I fell unconscious after drinking it”.

Khalil said when he gained consciousness, he found that the women had undressed him, “and they were forcing themselves onto me”.

ASP Asad Raza said the women assaulted Khalil sexually for the next four days, and then threw him near Qayyumabad River. Khalil managed to stop a passing motorist – who took him to Civil Hospital.

“His condition is really bad … his genitals are bleeding and he cannot walk properly,” said Raza. Raza said the women belonged to rich families of Karachi’s Clifton area. “It’s a complicated case … but we are hoping that we will solve it soon,” he added.

At what point does your thinking go from the belief that this is the best moment in your life to “holy shit, I am so fed” status. I’d guess as soon as your penis started bleeding from all the chafing. At first you’re probably just pretending that this is an awful situation right? Like “Oh, no, stop” while trying to hold back the giggling. I mean they didn’t even sodomize him; at least then you could be like “Oh, well that sucks.” And were they just pumping erectile dysfunction drugs into him? Because without that, I’m pretty sure I’d just finish and roll over 15 minutes into this rape. Though I’m not sure how much you could call a situation rape when you’re smoking a cigarette afterwards and stroking two of the girls’ hair (the middle-aged one can go make a sandwich or go into menopause…whatever it is that old ladies do).

Unless they were ugly. In which case this is a travesty and these women are dangers to society. But if it’s the Pakistani bikini team, the judge should probably just say to let them off with a warning or community service. Like being forced to rape a Make-A-Wish kid or something.

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