Raven Symone just wants privacy

Via BestWeekEver comes this photo of Raven Symone wearing a t-shirt that simply has to be ironic.

I love when “celebrities” no one gives a shit about claim they just want their privacy. You know how Raven Symone could get paparazzi to leave her alone? By being Raven Symone. Which is pretty much the same way she gets elliptical machines, gyms, and proper diet to leave her alone. I mean seriously you’re like in your early 20s and you’re still acting fairly regularly, can’t you do a f’ing sit-up so you look slightly less like an elephant seal?

Then again, I guess that explains why she wants paparazzi to stop photographing her. She’s in dozens of photos just because she can’t be avoided, like a flash or the horizon. You could probably take a Myspace photo of yourself in a mirror and part of her bacon-scented flab would find itself sauntering up behind you like when you shove Playdoh through a plastic shape.

Tru-Dru
February 10, 2009
#1

Who is this Loser…That posted this..Raven is Positive, and at least she loves herself–Raven is very confident and deserves to be…She is Original, and doesn’t use the Paparazzi to her Advantage as she doesn’t need to…Only losers do that, and besides she is A Positive Role-Model. You are just Jealous of Raven that is all…If I saw you–you would wish you were Dead for talking about my Friend like that–she is A Very Sweet, Intelligent, and Beautiful Person……Raven is said to be the Worlds most Beautiful, and Talented Celebrity. Her life is her own, and none of your Business–the same y’all said about Tiger Woods when he asks for Privacy, and just because you cannot invade her life you hate her like “Sour Grapes”, and she’s something that many want including you, and cannot have–so stop crying like A bEEYATCH!!!
Chris
February 10, 2009
#2

Amidst all those adjectives you left out “Perpetually hungry.” Please correct that.
Also no one has ever said she’s the world’s most beautiful or talented celebrity until this comment above. You may have confused those phrases with “closest to morbidly obese” or “most likely to win the Gluttony Bowl.”
Tru-Dru
February 10, 2009
#3

yes but haven’t seen the polls lately she beats Beyonce, Halle Berry, and even the american so-called favorite Megan Fox and you are a piece of crap with no life, and you hate yourself you need prayer.
Tru-Dru
February 10, 2009
#4

check yo self b4 u wreck yourself shawty–or get checkd fool!!
Amber
February 10, 2009
#5

Raven is so beautful to say all those mean things about her just prove what kind of person you are a JACKASS that don’t have no life. Hate on her just because she living the good life and your not so, you got to bring her down with the weight problem this is getting OLD.
tecmo
February 10, 2009
#6

Dude, the Raven lovers are hilarious.
Y’all missed the point of the post. If she perpetually doesn’t use the paparazzi to her advantage, then why would she purposefully flash a shirt that says “No Paparazzi?” It’s called asking for attention using reverse psychology.
And she’s fat.
Niki
March 21, 2009
#7

the person who wrote that nasty a$$ comment about raven doing setups and looking like a elephant seal, say sorry now or you’ll regret it later. cuz she is a good person and she is not messing with you. ya’ll need to leave her alone.
tecmo, she is not fat. she just thick. and dont tell me to get that through my thick skull.(thats she’s fat). and thats the letter jacket.