I posted this on Twitter yesterday (which is why, if you’re not following me, you should follow me now) and, after thinking about it throughout the night, I realized I need to have this on my blog.

If you didn’t just go “Awwwwww” out loud then frankly you have no soul and should be raped by ducks (Fun fact: Ducks love gang rape). This cat represents everything that is good and wholesome on Earth. In fact, I wouldn’t be shocked if Scarfcat were really Jesus reincarnated with a pink hat and scarf grafted to his delicate kitty messiah body. Save us Scarfcat…we know not what we do.
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February 11, 2009
#1
Raped by ducks? That is just FupDuck…. An overly amorous water foul.
Cats will eat you when you die…. Cats are evil.
April 21, 2009
#2
I was just about to follow you on Twiiter but found your rape comment really tasteless. For some reason being tasteless is considered okay and even funny on the internet nowadays. It isn’t. Rape is a disgusting word and a horrific reality for millions, unfortunately. The pic of scarfcat didn’t really need senseless chatter added to it. The adorableness speaks for itself! Best you try some self-editing next time. You sound like a funny person. I bet you don’t need coarse and offensive language to get the laughs.
Rock on to Scarfcat!
April 21, 2009
#3
Or, as an artist, I can do what I find funny and keep doing it. Frankly, if you’re going to get offended by the thought of ducks raping you, then this isn’t going to be for you anyway. It’s an absurd visual and, by the standards of a lot of the other things here, completely tame. So, yeah, I think a duck has a drink for you.