Anyone that was a part of the former Soviet Union should probably be feared. Here’s further proof, via BestWeekEver and I guess Failblog, of why: They will let you die before their eyes.

There really aren’t many more ways you can show you don’t care if someone lives or dies than going back to the camera other than perhaps trying to discreetly kick her under the rug so no one notices. Which requires way too much strength in your quadriceps I feel.

There are also few totally-not-your-fault things more embarrassing than passing out like that. It’s such a protracted situation because first you look wobbly and then you move like you’re being seen in someone’s dream sequence and fall down. And then someone fs you, naturally. I mean, what else are they supposed to do to wake you up? I’m not made of smelling salts.