Schoolgirls have been dressing like sluts since I first saw porn so I can’t see why it’d change as society itself gets more and more slutty. But a teacher saying a 13 year-old student “looks like a slut” and that she might be too fat to dress like a slut might cause some problems.

Aisher Smyth might have expected a firm ticking-off for adjusting her school skirt to make it shorter.

But the 13-year-old was reduced to tears when her careers adviser said she was making herself ‘look like a slut’.

Aisher says she was stacking chairs in the school dining hall when Virginia Green told her to lengthen her skirt.

Mrs Green is then said to have made the ‘slut’ comment before adding that the short skirt was ‘not doing much for your cellulite’.

Last night, Aisher’s mother Amanda, 36, said: ‘I couldn’t believe that a teacher would use such foul and disgusting language to a pupil.

‘It’s the kind of thing that you might expect another pupil to say but teachers should know better. It’s tantamount to bullying.

‘Aisher has a birthmark on her thigh which I think Mrs Green must have mistaken for cellulite.’

I would hate to break it to Aisher’s mom but she’s not cute and she’s basically slutting at a 12th grade level, which isn’t ideal when you’re not cute and 13. When you look like this you should probably be wearing wacky hats and learning how to play clarinet or some crap. That’s the problem with kids these days, every girl thinks she can be a slut. But it’s not that easy girls. It takes an alarming amount of dedication, hard work, and God-given “talents” to be an effective slut. Teach your kids this early so they don’t embarrass themselves out there. Because honestly I’d rather f a giant vagina wearing a top hat than an unattractive girl who doesn’t know her limitations. The top hat makes it classy.

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