This video is making the rounds today and with good reason…this 7 year-old is hilarious while stoned out of his mind thanks to the dentist’s powerful drugs.

I haven’t seen someone leave an establishment so drugged up and disoriented since, well…probably since I kicked that girl out of my apartment this morning. My motto is that a tussle of the hair and bus fare is all the sobering up you need. I don’t have time to wait around for you to “sober up” or “remember what happened” or “call the cops”. Time is money, my dear.