Via Likecool (as seen on Buzzfeed) comes this look at the kama sutra you’ll be doing this weekend if you don’t have a special lady for Valentine’s Day.

In not-at-all-related-news, my cat now pokes me when she wants things. Like she’ll lay next to me and poke me, like I’m the f’ing help. I guess the real point is that no matter what Scarfcat has led us to believe, cats are still assholes, despite how many adorable things they say in Impact font across the Internet. Hopefully my cat doesn’t read this or I’m sure to get a thorough tongue-lashing when I get home. You just don’t know with them.