Well hello Lily Allen's vagina, pleasure to meet you

From a recent Lily Allen concert…

I don’t really give a f about Lily Allen though she seems suitably crazy. Apparently she’s a pretty big slut though, so that explains why a fan would attempt to formally introduce himself to her labia. You’ve got to know whom you’re getting in bed with.

I’m not saying you should do this to every woman but I wouldn’t be opposed to this replacing a handshake. I mean, men can keep shaking each other’s hands but we can stop pretending women are anything other than sexual objects now, right? The gag has gone on long enough with the voting and equal pay and presidential runs. A black dude is President now…SOMEONE HAS TO BE OPPRESSED DAMMIT.

Jeroen
February 11, 2009
#1

About right next to the stout boy (or girl) who is getting a wet finger is a girl. A girl smiling. A girl smiling devilishly. She must be the mastermind behind the entire plan.
Egoworld
February 11, 2009
#2

Looks like she’s ready to leap head-first into it
Can’t say I’d blame her
FupDuckTV
February 12, 2009
#3

That was my hand…
Sarah
February 12, 2009
#4

I’ve seen another picture of Lily in the outfit, and it’s not a dress or a skirt, it’s a jumper. That means there’s plenty covering up her crotch. Do a little research before you start making people look so bad.
Chris
February 12, 2009
#5

If you have a jumper that runs up that high, pretty sure someone shoving their hand in your crotch would still amount to them shoving their hand a bit too close to your vag. Feel free to try it out at home, Sarah! Oh wait…no one wants to touch your cooch because it’s full of Dorito crumbs and regret. Sorry, Sarah.
SickTwistedFreak
February 13, 2009
#6

Sarah, defending this girl’s modesty is going to be full time work I think.
Carra
February 24, 2009
#7

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1133283/Lily-Bo-Peep-Lily-Allen-shows-cheeky-revealing-blue-outfit.html
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