I can’t see any way that the headline writer on this story didn’t know how this would look in writing so I will applaud him on his creativity.

And, from the article:

This means the criminal investigation into Michael Dick’s death on July 19th is over unless new evidence pops up.

*rimshot

The saddest part of when a Dick dies? All of the Dicks coming to the funeral, crying all over the place. You’d be amazed at how many socks it takes to clean up a Dick leaking all over the place. The floors will literally be sticky with Dick juices.

[original article can be viewed here]