My mom’s birthday is coming up this week and I always find it difficult to figure out what to get her. Thankfully there are the heroes in retail offering up all kinds of helpful suggestions.

Man, that’d be a great idea for most moms, but that’s the problem with shopping at a real-life store as opposed to online. If you shop at Amazon or some other site, it’ll usually pick up your shopping habits. But if I go in-store and shop for a gift, like in the picture above, the store doesn’t really know what to tell you. Like if that store really knew me, it’d know my mom doesn’t use condoms and hasn’t for years. That’s the thing about AIDS…you can only catch it once.

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