Babes: Rebecca Romijn in an sexy photo shoot.Video: The ShamWow guy pulling a Christian Bale.NSFW: Girl with reversed tramp-stamp eats ice cream.Stuff: Drag Race Demon II.NSFW: The Emma Frain Collection.Babes: Jaycelle Probst is a hot friend.Babes: Alyonka Larionov is becoming a big star.Stuff: Motorized bar stool lands man a DUI charge.Babes: Jennifer Aniston needs a new stylist.Video: The "Twili ...more.

UberWAG Kelly Brook has to have one of the top 10 sets of natural cans in the world so when she decides to hit the beach, such as this one in Barbados, in a bikini I am compelled to post the photos. It's just a policy I adhere to... It's also good to see that she is able to get away and de-stress from her job of, ummm, hmmm, looking hot for a living? She's certainly earned it.More Kelly Brook good ...more.

OfficePOD is supposed to be for people who work at home, but don't want to be distracted by kids, pets or hookers looking to get paid from the night before, but I just want it so I can sit out in my yard, protected, and shoot bb's at the neighborhood dogs that roam around looking for places to crap in my yard. Oh, and for screening porn, of course. (Source: OfficePOD via Born Rich) ...more.

I think it's safe to say that the Japanese are better than us at everything, safe for penis size and killing gargantuan monsters (Godzilla: thousands of sequels, Cloverfield: none). So it should come as no shock that they've kicked our ass at one thing we rule at...getting fat by eating hamburgers in even more creative ways than ordering them through a clown's mouth.I wish magic were real. I ...more.

Are you a female college student struggling to pay her bills? Did you spend your loan money on condoms and beer? Do you want to see your team in the Final Four but just don't have the funds?Well, look no further than Craigslist for your answer....I have a great seat available for a MSU female hottie who would like to go. These are not nosebleed section 300 seats. You will have to spoil me for s ...more.

Babes: Miss COED: Ashley May Turner.NSFW: Alisha King doing laundry.Babes: Kim Kardashian making herself useful.Stuff: British guy died playing Wii Fit.NSFW: Yurizan Beltran strips naked.Babes: Jennifer Ellison with the paparazzi butt shot.Babes: Gwen Stefani smoking hot in a denim suit.NSFW: Princessa has large breasts, will show them to you.NSFW: Hottie Eljefke's amateur pics.Babes: Dallys Ferre ...more.

So if UK can't convince Calipari to come to their school, who the hell are they going to get? And are you really a destination job if nobody else wants to go there?Rhetorical question I guess...Photos of athletes at Playboy Golf 2009 (Uncoached)Roller Derby Caption contest....hilarious pic (Steady Burn)Kendra Wilkinson is selling her own stripper poles (Sports Crackle Pop)Ryan Moats is a forgivin ...more.

This case, involving a boy who lost his penis due to being improperly circumcised, is further proof why you should only leave your circumcisions in the hand of a trained Jewish man with a creepy beard. Also, only $1.8 million for a missing penis? Seems a bit low to me.A Fulton County jury has awarded $1.8 million in damages to a boy whose penis was severed in a botched circumcision.The state ...more.

Waaaaaait a minute? When did Men's Health start showing naked boobies??? Oh, right... This is the UK's version of Men's Health... duh. Of course it is. Anyhoo, the way awesomer version of Men's Health features Nikkala Stott in various states of undress as they discuss, uh... who cares what they're discussing?NSFW Nikkala Stott pics here. ...more.

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I think it's safe to say that I would, and did, watch this about 20 times. Here is Porter. He's a dog. And he is SINGING and PLAYING PIANO.In actuality, this is probably how Steve Wonder and Ray Charles' performances should have turned out. If I were a blind dude and you put me in front of a piano, I'd just stare at you...er...in your general direction and be like, "You f'ing kidding me?" ...more.

First off I need to go find out who the hell this Jessica Taylor is so I know why it is someone would choose her to help launch a line of lingerie. Jessica Taylor (born 23 June 1980 Preston, Lancashire) is a singer, previously with the reality television-created pop group Liberty X. Okay, that didn't help at all. Oh well, babes in bras and panties!! Except for Jessica for some odd reason... ...more.

NFL: The preseason schedule has been released.NFL: Texans running back Ryan Moats accepts officer's apologyNFL: Two slain in condo owned by Jonathan VilmaNFL: Michael Vick thinks he's getting a big paydayNFL: Old-Timers hate 'Brady Rule' tooMLB: Selig appoints committee to analyze AthleticsNBA: Mark Cuban wants what's said on Twitter to stay on TwitterMLS: Beckham again the highest-paid soccer pla ...more.

I have a few rules that I try to adhere to in my life...1. Don't eat that third donut in the morning.2. Stay away from female drivers on their cell phone.3. If you know you are getting a physical from a hot nurse or female doctor, don't take the whole Viagra pill, a half should do the trick4. If you ever get a chance to meet Shakira, make sure she shakes her butt for you.That last one, I say t ...more.