Archive for March 2009
The After Party: MotorizedKelly Brook in a bikini is always welcome
I Want: OfficePOD
The Japanese Hamburger King
SEX SELLS FOR THE FINAL FOUR
The Show: So little
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH SINDI BETHERTON
Quote of the Day
Nikkala Stott makes me feel healthy
A moment with Yana Lapidus
This dog is singing and playing piano
Jessica Taylor launches lingerie… in a dress…
Interlude: Released
SHAKIRA MUST REALLY LIKE TENNIS
Pogo stick backflip ultra FAIL
SO LONG GARY SHEFFIELD
The Pre-Party: Essential
Two gays walk into a bar
Sara Jean Underwood is just too sexy
The life of a henchman
A moment with Vanessa Hudgens
Pimp pays teenage prostitute with McNuggets
Alessandra Alores has my attention
CHEERLEADER CAPTION CONTEST
The After Party: Good news
Sugey Abrego makes the weather in Mexico awesome
I Want: This New Holland NH2 tractor
Goose is asshole, tries to rape dog
The Show: Alone
Quote of the Day
PERVERTED CAMERAMAN DURING MISSOURI-UCONN GAME
Megan Fox did things
A moment with Jennifer Love Hewitt
FOX orders new fatty dating reality show
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH MSU GIRLS
Kourtney Kardashian is easily the hottest sister
Interlude: Reality calling…
A slam dunking cat
The Pre-Party: Titillates
Jonas Brothers get all gooey courtesy of The Rock
DONTRELLE WILLIS HAS AN ANXIETY DISORDER?
Inma Cuesta is Spanish, ridiculous
A moment with Lindsey of the LFL’s Denver Dream
Cleaning up the boyfriend
Amazon's Girl Scout cookie sales leave something to be desired
SPARTANS MOVE ON TO FINAL FOUR IN DETROIT
Who the hell is Konnie Huq?
WEEKEND LINKS
MSU CENTER JEDI MIND TRICKS THE OPPOSITION
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This is the Teixeira I want on my team
I Want: A stun gun that works up to 88 feet away
The LOST/Muppet Babies mash-up you've been waiting for
The Show: Buster
Quote of the Day
Anna Kournikova in a bathing suit is always a winner
A moment with Jaime Hammer
Women be slappin'
VIDEO-MISSOURI BEATS HALF-COURT BUZZER WITH MIRACLE HEAVE
Rosie Jones is topless, Danielle Lloyd notsomuch
Interlude: Duped!
Cheryl Tweedy! In a video!
Now that's one hell of a faint on live TV
The Pre-Party: Sizzles
Winning at a custody battle
Ana Beatriz Barros in a calendar, in case you lost yours
A moment with Cheerleaders of the Sweet 16
This is the "Stanky Leg" dance
NBA "STAR" PAUL DAVIS ON MILLIONAIRE MATCHMAKER
Guess where Artemis Alexandratou is from?
MORNING DELIGHT WITH SWEET 16 CHEERLEADERS
BILLY GILLESPIE OUT AT KENTUCKY
The After-Party: Direct
Christina Stefanidi is a name to know
I Want: A disco ball keg
The Show: Doing well
This dog is not playing your "ball"
Quote of the Day
The single Holly Madison is so much better
A moment with Jesikah Maximus
Nice tattoo, Rihanna
Vanessa Hudgens’ has a bright future, great pants
Interlude: Sued
The hotter Kardashian did a photo shoot
Fox News compares the Government to a rapist
The Pre-Party: On the rise
What if people were like cats
Marisa Miller’s Harley calendar is pretty good
ANNA KOURNIKOVA HAD A BUSY DAY
A moment with Girls Aloud
Vacuum fucking will get you put in jail
Maxim Germany prefers the younger, hotter Britney (who doesn’t?)
Isaac and the Fifth-Third Burger
The After Party: Imperiled
Tania Zaetta brings the bikini goodness again
Squirrels having a threesome
I Want: A razor phone, as in an electric razor phone
The Show: Over the top
Quote of the Day
Bridget Marquardt’s new show looks watchable
A moment with Geri Halliwell
Anthony Jeselnik is funnier than your comedian
Anna Faris is everywhere
Interlude: Serious
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH CREIGHTON GIRLS
Peyton Manning rocks the mic… sorta…
SHOCKING! Young men don't want old ladies
The Pre-Party: In order
LIONS NEW LOGO?
Introducing Lucie…
A moment with Amaia Salamanca
You're a bad man, Chris Brown
MSU BEATS DUKE
Rusty the Narcoleptic Dog is asleep
Kim Kardashian did Complex; I still don’t get it
The After-Party: Whipped
Claudia Borges scores one for Portugal
Probably a good idea not to shoot guns here
I Want: This $137,000 103-inch plasma HDTV
The Show: Naturally
Quote of the Day
Katie Price using her boobs to sell more of her crap
A moment with Julie Henderson
PETA's President is into some weird shit
Hot or Not? Jessica Stroup
Interlude: Yes…
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH PURDUE BIKINI MODEL
Lindsay Lohan’s ad for Fornarina is, um, interesting
BASEBALL HALL OF FAMER GEORGE KELL PASSES AWAY
The Pre-Party: Needs work
Man goes crazy after being confronted about magic powers
CHEERLEADER CAPTION CONTEST
Christina Milian in a bikini works for me
A moment with Jennifer Nukul
How to wring all meaning out of an old saying
VIDEO-OVER THE TOP WRESTLING CELEBRATION
Feed the homeless, get arrested
Introducing Anastasiya…
The After-Party: Backwards
This amputee inspired the crap out of me
Carmen Electra’s boobs are still worthy
I Want: The Hitachi DH50MRY hand drill
The Show: Idiots
Quote of the Day
Brittny Gastineau’s cleavage is pretty damn sweet
A moment with Jessica Alba
The classiest marriage ever in Kentucky
Get to know Malta Pandeva
Interlude: Hookers
Bar Refaeli should be in every television commercial
Stuffing a bear is sexy
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH THE GIRLS OF SCRUBS
The Pre-Party: Extravagant
Tera Patrick poses in something hot that I can post!
Kermit goes to the doctor
A moment with Elizabeth Hurley
Finally, an honest Nigerian scammer
VIDEO-BLAKE GRIFFIN BREAKAWAY DUNK
I am so glad Eliza Dushku is on TV now
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Bodi Sylvi might be the hottest woman in Hungary
I Want: A Flying F*ck helicopter
The Show: Classic
See, racism can be fun
Jordana Brewster promotes Fast & Furious… well…
A moment with Kristen Stewart
Quote of the Day
We can always use more Giorgia Palmas
The Worst Comedian Ever
Interlude: Deny
Eliza Dushku in lingerie is better on video
The Pre-Party: Means nothing
Stephen Colbert and RNC head Michael Steele's rap off
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are hard to make
Megan Fox did something, somewhere… yawn…
A moment with Tila Tequila
Facebook stalking is out of control
Alessandra Ambrosio likes Barbie and Hot Wheels
The After-Party: From another dimension
Anja Rubik teases my brain
I Want: Beer2D2
Walrus plays saxophone!
The Show: Wet, sporty
Quote of the Day
Caprice Bourret is apparently still a someone
A moment with Lieschen Botes
The Ying-Yang Twins on MTV's Cribs: Translated
Danielle Lloyd right where she should be, in a bikini
Interlude: Questioning Hochuli?
Time lapse video of the FedEx Forum is pretty cool
Flight attendant does porn, employer says, "Cool"
The Pre-Party: Sans sausage
That’s Rossum as in Awesome
Free nude girls
CAN MSU MAKE THIS ANOTHER ONE SHINING MOMENT?
A moment with Shauna Sand
Note to self: Don't f dogs and film it
Gentlemen, start your lesbian fantasies XXV
The After Party: Nice view
Yet another reason why black people should avoid time machines
Even more Greek goodness with Natali Thanou
I Want: Panasonic Z1 plasma TV
The Show: Line up
Jessica Burciaga & Kayla Collins ride low
Quote of the Day
A moment with Kim Kardashian
Fuck you rapping flight attendant
Anna Faris in GQ is pretty damn good
Interlude: Do not approve
Arianny Celeste is apparently a Hometown Hottie
This doctor is an asshole
The Pre-Party: Rock bottom
Aubrey O’Day almost doesn’t look skanky
Not the right kind of facial
A moment with Tiffany Selby
Lesbian attacks wife with brother's sperm
Elsa Pataky is an automatic
10 THINGS TO SAY WHEN YOUR BOSS CATCHES YOU WATCHING TOURNEY GAMES AT WORK
The After Party: Boobiest
Yup… It’s all super hot Greek babes all the time…
This is busting apart Mexican stereotypes
I Want: This radio-controlled lawn mower
The Show: Maximum efficiency
Quote of the Day
Brooke Hogan working the pole frightens me a little
A moment with Andreea Mantea
The new PG Porn is the best one yet
Nicola McLean jumping rope is a hazard to bystanders
Interlude: Preparing
St. PATRICK’S DAY LINKS
12 year-old special effects wizard makes me feel stupid
The Pre-Party: Money maker
Man, the Pope is smart
Calvin hates logos
Charlize Theron is a photographer’s dream
CHEERLEADER CAPTION
A moment with Britney Spears
Pete Wentz drinks urine
RIP HAMITON PAYS TRIBUTE TO MR. D
More of Malin Akerman sexing up Maxim
The After-Party: Badass
Reminder: The 80s sucked worse than you recall
Cheryl Tweedy & Kimberley Walsh have great stomachs
I Want: This electric motorcycle (no, really…)
The Show: Bukkake
Quote of the Day
Katy Perry’s new video features her rack and ass
6 QUESTIONS WITH ISAAC
A moment with Jurgita Valts
Ladies, this man is single
Greece just keeps getting hotter: Meet Nadia Zagli
Interlude: Not good
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH MARISA MILLER’S BUTT
Canada has redneck sports fans too!
Restaurant offers Madoff victims free food
The Pre-Party: So strong
JAY BILAS VS. DICK VITALE
Boozing it up with maximum efficiency
Meet Lauren aka Lozzie aka Hottie
A moment with Jannelle Priego
Man threatens to kill wife due to Facebook
Alessandra Ambrosio blows us away again
The Weekend Three-For-All ____ 03.14.09
Amber Brkich Mariano survives losing her clothes
I Want: Mansory Veyron LINEA Vincerò
The Show: Welcome
Tania Zaetta is a Bollywood beauty in a bikini
A moment with Yuuri Morishita
Only in the UK is Franky Wedge famous, half-naked
Interlude: Bone don’t lie
Oh come on, soccer!!
The Pre-Party: On and off
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH GIRLS OF THE BIG 12
MARTHA REEVES IS CLUELESS
I’m a big fan of Roselyn Sanchez
IOWA PLAYER FINISHES SEASON WITH ZERO FREE THROW ATTEMPTS
A moment with the Lingerie Football League’s Dallas Desire
Nicole Scherzinger confuses me, has nice abs
The After Party: Never changes
Mickey Mouse's pimp hand is so strong
More from the Greek babe factory: Vivi Tsiami
I Want: A snowmobile-car-tank-thingy
The Show: Right at home
Quote of the Day
Dilshad Vadsaria makes me want to watch more TV
A moment with Marlene Favela
JASON WHITLOCK THINKS GONZAGA WILL WIN IT ALL
Katy Perry has boobs
Ho-hum… more Megan Fox cleavage…
Interlude: Good thinking…
WALTER HERMANN STRIKES AGAIN
Babes in bikinis having an ice cream fight… in slow motion
The Pre-Party: Killer
Man pretends to be woman's toilet
Jumping into a volcano: The coolest way to die
Just for you… Katy Perry in lingerie
A moment with Megan Fox
Japenese toilets will blow your mind
Some chick named Barbara scores one for Mexico
DOES ANDRE SMITH USE THE BRO OR THE MANZIER?
The After Party: Interactive
The 25 greatest moments in celebrity cleavage
I want more Jessica Mas
Family living in cave avoids foreclosure
I Want: A new electric football game!!!
The Show: Hype-worthy
Quote of the Day
Literally… Who the hell is this?
A moment with Nelly
Douchey Yale kid sues for $1 mil over lost Xbox
Kelly Andrews gives us a couple of reasons to notice her
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH KRISTIN GORANO
Interlude: Screwed up
DETROIT CITY COUNCIL PRESIDENT MONICA CONYERS CALLS INTO SPORTS STATION
Miss BetUS March: Tami Donaldson
There’s a reason for calling someone "Squirrelly"
The Pre-Party: Freak attraction
Lexcorp is looking for a bailout
JOE JOHNSON HITS A SITDOWN THREE-POINTER
Britney Spears in a bikini is acceptable
Spigots
A moment with Meagan Good
LIONS WILL KEEP THANKSGIVING GAME
CNN polls really get to the heart of things
Meet Becki…
The After Party: Don’t watch
Heidi Klum can still bring it with the best of them
I Want: Maserati Gran Turismo S Automatic
The Show: Impressive
Barbie celebrated turning 50 by allowing me to objectify women
WALTER HERMANN GETS CRAZY ON AN INBOUNDS PLAY
I thought Megan Fox broke up with him!!?
Quote of the Day
A moment with Kyla Cole
AFTERNOON DELIGHT
I don’t like the new married Adriana Lima
Kid faints at wedding, probably ruins it
Interlude: Stabby
Ninja cat will not be defeated
The Pre-Party: Uncomfortable
Oprah is so disappointed in Rihanna
CHEERLEADER CAPTION
Hilary Duff ruins an upskirt, makes up for it with cleavage
A moment with Susannah Murray
You've got lupus, buddy
This kid takes prom seriously
THE ORLANDO MAGIC ARE FRAUDS
Alessandra Ambrosio forgot her bra
The After Party: Tribute
MAMMARIES MONDAY
Jessica Burciaga might be the perfect female human
I Want: This solar car (no, really…)
Jessica Simpson performing at Sea World
The Show: Try this
SO WHO’S GOING TO ENFORCE THE COURTNEY PARIS PROMISE?
Quote of the Day
Seriously, why is Greek Esquire so much better?
A moment with Kelly Brook
KFC totally giving up on chicken, now deep-frying humans
The new 90210 definitely has its good points
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH ELIZABETH BANKS
Interlude: Uhh, why?
Jessica Biel as Jessica Rabbit is awwwesome
The Pre-Party: Wow
When a turtle loves a shoe
5 THINGS TO LOVE ABOUT FERGIE AND THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS PLAYING AT THE FINAL FOUR
Daylight Savings Time
Rosario Dawson steps it up a notch
A moment with Anna Kournikova
CHARLES BARKLEY JAILED IN TENT CITY
This is why exotic animals aren't as cute as you think
Amber Heard has this thing all figured out
CBS GETS X-RATED DURING BASKETBALL GAME
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Holy smokeshow! Introducing Dominique Le Toullec
The Show: Exposed
Sophie Howard shows why she wins awards
I Want: The largest TV remote evar
Who the hell is Renee Olstead?
The Pre-Party: Try this
Gentlemen, start your lesbian fantasies XXIV
Say hello to Claudia Gerini
I Want: Heat-sensitive color-changing shower tiles
The Show: Two more years…
Pancreatic cancer has a weird PSA
Lucy Pinder also knows what kids like
Quote of the Day
A moment with Marilyn Monroe
This is an awesome piece of Mario art
Melinda Messenger knows what kids like
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH SARA JEAN UNDERWOOD
Interlude: Entourage
Tami Donaldson in a bikini for RipeTV
Watchmen as a Saturday morning cartoon
The Pre-Party: Paradise
Underrated: Roxanne Pallet
The Chinese's impact on the future
A moment with Kristen Bell
Hot Dutch news anchor preps her boobs before newscast
DOES THE USTA CHECK FOR STEROIDS?
Hot celebs pretending to be babes of history
DETROIT CITY COUNCIL EMBARRASSES CITY
The After Party: Sweet
Malin Akerman flaunts her boobies to promote Watchmen
I Want: Aquapeutics shower
I think this guy likes boobs
The Show: Violent
Quote of the Day
Ana Ferreira makes Portugal two for two today
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH LAURA VANDERVOORT
A moment with Taylor Anderson
Who the hell is Sabrina?
Gay disco enrages woman enough to call 911 everyday
Interlude: Good luck…
What happens when a train hits nuclear waste containers?
The Pre-Party: Reruns
Beer pong doesn't give you herpes, unless you're Fox News
OVER/UNDER WITH TERRELL OWENS
Heidi Klum unveils the ‘perfect’ breast wranglers
Women are never in the mood
COLLEGE HUMOR PULLS OFF THE BEST PRANK EVER
A moment with Im Ji Hye
This store really knows its demographics
Laura Vandervoort is back in a bikini
The After Party: Broken and dead
RAYMAR MORGAN’S DUNK SEALS BIG TEN CHAMPIONSHIP
I must know more about Sandra Coias
I Want: HDTV pinball machine
Counterfeit bills for Girl Scout cookies is pretty low
The Show: Without humans
Quote of the Day
Ali Larter also cleans up good
A moment with Miwa Oshiro
This Wi-fi network is awesomely named
Charlize Theron cleans up real nice
Interlude: Fake!
PGA TOUR WIVES LOOKIN GOOD FOR CHARITY
Behind the scenes of Alesha Dixon’s sexy photo shoot
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH MIWA OSHIRO
The Pre-Party: Lots of sex
Vanilla Ice apologizes for Ice Ice Baby
Holly Madison is single again; the funbags return!
A moment with Scarlett Johansson
Deciphering the undead
TOM IZZO KEEPS HIS WORD, WILL SHAVE HEAD
Jennifer Aniston: Still awesome
Ben Affleck grants dying kid's wish
The After Party: A mistake
COAST GUARD CALLS OFF SEARCH
Irina Sheik is the Babe Ruth of lingerie models
I Want: Carbon-fiber Suzuki GSX-R 1100
Woman calls 911 three times due to lack of McNuggets
The Show: After bad sex
AI VS. CHAUNCEY….OH WAIT
Marisa Miller in a bikini for Victoria’s Secret
Quote of the Day
A moment with Kendra Wilkinson
Cut the shit, tree
Shannon Elizabeth and Tia Carrere now famous for playing poker
Interlude: Still missing
Watchmen/Futurama mashup would be a good flick
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH JENNIFER STANO
The Pre-Party: Tipsy
Women, don't hide weed in your anus
Who the hell is Marifer Malo?
Legalize pot and tax the crap out of it
A moment with Ludwika Paleta
CHEERLEADER CAPTION CONTEST
Kelly Brook shops at K-Mart, gives quite a view
President Bush (the older one) has lots of sex
THE GRANNY SHOT IS STILL IN BUSINESS
The After Party: Stubble
MAMMARIES MONDAY
Diora Baird sexes up the links
I Want: Ogre, a LEGO tank
The Show: Heart-stopping
Stacy Keibler works a bikini for Australia
Maybe we can all stop the bacon thing now
Quote of the Day
A moment with Carmen Electra
ONE BOATER FOUND IN TAMPA BOATING INCIDENT
Will Ferrell sings about a bat fight
Miley Cyrus makes me uncomfortable with her cleavage
Interlude: Indefinite
Anna Kournikova gives free condoms to Haitians
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH SOPHIE HOWARD
The Pre-Party: Created well
Woman has big mouth, swallows jars, scares me
DIGGER PHELPS DOES HIS BEST DRUNKEN DAD ROUTINE AT A WEDDING
Megan Fox’s cleavage is an automatic
The life and times of Ms. Pac Man
A moment with Adriana Lima
Drinking can cost you all this
The hotter and the bigger Kardshian bikini it up
ED HIGHTOWER IS FULL OF HIMSELF
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