I’ve discussed before how CNN’s Web site, perhaps as much as any other legitimate news source, is basically a pretty big joke with some of their news coverage. The polls department is no exception. Check out this breakdown (from my favorite social media site Reddit) of a recent CNN poll.

In fairness, poll questions are pretty hard. Like when I would give the 5th grade girls my “Do you like me? Check yes or no” notes. The results came back alarmingly low. Also apparently if you take one of the girls offsite to poll her and you’re also a male in your 20s, there’s something called an “Amber Alert” and it’s not quite a good thing. Oh the things they don’t teach you as a 24 year-old masquerading as a 5th grader in an elementary school. The public education system is failing.