Via DJ Bogtrotter comes this handy chart as to how to tell what type of undead you’re dealing with.

This is just too confusing so I just like to worship zombies directly and cut out the middle man. But every time I pray to them I just hear “Nnnnnnnnnnnnn braiiiiiins” which probably means that I should think more when making decisions. Zombies, so wise. Also so smelly. Like not smelly like Buddha who probably reeks of fat man B.O. but definitely smelly like a rotting corpse and Muhammad probably smells like a cab. There really aren’t many delicious smelling deities actually. Let’s work on that.