I assume the worst about Nigerian scammers, but if I had seen this conversation before, I might think differently. The candor is refreshing.

The reality is always that there will be retarded people who will give money to fake Nigerian princes or whatever, so why begrudge them? I think so long as they’re making it entirely transparent that any logical person would be like, “Well, no crap this is fake,” then f it, take advantage of the idiots. It’s like, when I’m going out with a girl and take her to a movie, of course I’m going to cut a hole in the popcorn and stick my dick in it. Fuck it, even if we’re not in a movie theatre. The odds are just that I’m going to have a bag of popcorn with my penis in it. It’s a simple fact of life, people. The butter feels refreshing, but not as refreshing as the freedom from societal conventions.

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