Flight attendants look like lemurs or grandmas now, so it’s encouraging to find one that apparently is attractive enough to warrant pornographic film of her. But even more surprising is that the company who employs her is like, “Hey sure, why not.”

You can fly her “friendly skies” for the right price. “Friendly skies” being a euphemism for “disease ridden womb,” naturally.

A BUDGET airline stewardess will keep her job despite being exposed as a part-time porn star.

Ryanair hostess Edita Schindlerova, 22, secretly appears on X-rated websites posing as Edita Bente, reports The Sun.

But airline bosses have supported Miss Schindlerova, despite appearing in graphic photos showing her having sex with a mystery man.

“What people do before or after they work for us is their business,” a Ryanair spokesman told The Sun.

That is so true, who cares what you do after hours? Like when I’m all coked up and drunk and call my bosses after hours from a fake phone number while pretending to have kidnapped their kids and and sold them into the sex trade it’s like, so what, does it really affect my ability to do work? And the answer is “yes” but with an addendum of “But f you.” So that’s pretty much like a no.

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