This is probably going to make me sound like a complete creep, but I really enjoy watching women get dressed. Like almost as much as stripping. It’s just kind of hot. So this Dutch anchor Eva Jinek boosting herself up a bit before the newscast both arouses and amuses me.

I can’t find anything on this chick in English, so I’m going to assume she’s the Dutch Brian Williams. Only with sexy breasts. Well, sexier breasts. I’d give that Brian Williams a nice motorboating. And he’d be like “Omggggg what are you doing lol” and I’d be like, “Zip it Williams.”

Anyway this chick is on point. You know what there’s a lot of? News. You know what there isn’t a lot of? Hot chicks with nice boobs that can read. I’m not complaining mind you because a hot chick learning to read is basically the equivalent of Skynet robots becoming self-aware, so it’s a pretty rare commodity. Keep protecting your brand, Eva Jinek. I support you.