I like boobs. In fact, I think you should be legally called a man if you don’t have a B-cup (sorry ladies, I’m not buying the “I have ovaries” nonsense any longer). But this guy really seems to love boobs. And be a creep. So it’s bonus time! The video gets NSFW at around 1:02, but ironically that’s the best part so tread wisely.

Honestly, I’m going to be really disappointed if this guy doesn’t have some severed boobs on his mantle. There are some people you can look at and go, “Oh boy, this guy’s not healthy” and I get that vibe from this guy. Then again, is there ever a time where someone pulls a bunch of shady Polaroids our of their briefcase and it leads to something completely normal and healthy? In fact, any time has a briefcase outside of a work environment and opens it up, it’s a pretty good sign they’re up to no good. So pretty much we should just automatically arrest anyone with a briefcase or look at them with disdain and assume they’re a pedophile or someone making a massive drug buy. Agreed? Agreed.

[via my savior from a lack of interesting content, Buzzfeed]