Yeah he likes to be called Dwayne Johnson now, but I like to be called “Toilet enthusiast” rather than “that creep who filmed in the bathroom” so f you, we can’t always get what we want. Here’s video of the Jonas Brothers getting slimed by Dwayne “The Johnson” Rock at this weekend’s 2009 Kids’ Choice Awards.

That wasn’t all Dwayne did to freak out kids though…check him out dressing like Miley Cyrus. Yeah. That’s pretty normal.

The Kids’ Choice Awards is just an odd show. I don’t know what kids like but if I’m judging by this show (and Marlon Wayans’ Miley Cyrus thong joke at the link above), it’s a creepy older man saying borderline lecherous things and then getting doused with sticky viscous liquids. Which is pretty much counterintuitive to all of my adventures in babysitting.

Bonus: The best jizzy sliming ever belongs to 2004’s hit on the Olsen Twins. Skip to 1 minute in.