Jumping into a volcano: The coolest way to die

Via Buttersafe comes this upbeat comic about what’s the coolest way to kill yourself. Yeah!

2009 03 12 thevolcano Jumping into a volcano: The coolest way to die

I also wonder what’d be the most relaxing way to die. You might think natural causes, but then you’d feel like you’re suffocating and you feel Death coming over in his dirty black robe and he probably smells like hobo balls and rotten meat. So I’d guess sniper fire to the head while you’re lying in a hammock. It’s not pretty, but it’s efficient and also hammocks are scientifically proven to be the most amazing thing in American history. Dr. McHammock did that study, I believe.

Chris Spags Chris is a comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. He previously ran Blog of Hilarity and has contributed to numerous other prominent outlets. Known for his biting wit and nose for interesting items, there is no doubt that Chris smells better than any other writer that you can find.

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